Weekly Tweets from 2008-11-09

Sunday, November 9th, 2008 | Tweets

Me: I went home from work today - feeling queasy. Mom: Are you SURE you’re not pregnant?! Me: Yes, I’m sure! I am absolutely NOT PREGNANT. #
Leftover wine from Halloween party = BIG NASTY #
Aren’t sales guys supposed to be personable? The one at “insert flooring showroom here” was a big douche. I just love being talked down to. #
Thank God for insurance! The claims adjuster is giving us a full replacement on our kitchen floor and repairing the dining room floor! #
Post Halloween sugar-coma has me feeling like I could stand to lose about 10 pounds. UGH! SO BLOATED. :( #
Stayed up to watch Obama’s victory speech! What a momentous day in US history!! Now to bed. #
ALMOST inadvertently wore red white and blue today… instead I went for the horribly clashing red striped shirt and magenta vest! FTW? #
Appalled/saddened to learn that Target must destroy all their Domo-kun decor after Halloween! I WANTED that giant plushie! #
OMG Halleluiah! The rock holes will be covered under our homeowners insurance!! Waiting for the claims adjuster to call. *SIGH* #
Hoo boy… another awesome Halloween party has come and gone, and as usual, this one wasn’t without some crazy fiasco! GEEZE! #

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