I know that this has been done before and it’s nothing new. I just thougt I got some funny results. The rules? Go to Google and type in “unfortunately (insert your name here)” and see what comes up. These were my favorites:
Unfortunately, Vanessa’s can’t satisfy late night urges, they close at 10PM.
Unfortunately Vanessa dropped in to use the bathroom too and during all the excitement the pregnancy tests got mixed up.
Unfortunately Vanessa’s main weakness—the bars—ate her alive and prevented her from enjoying more success.
Unfortunately, Vanessa’s Moon is at an awkward inconjunction with your Saturn.
Unfortunately, Vanessa turned out to have mild hip dysplasia, so she never entered our breeding program. She is now spayed and living happily in a wonderful pet home.
Unfortunately, Vanessa used this as the hook to try and suck me into her dramas.
Unfortunately, Vanessa has not taken many classes in art. She has only taken the general required classes back in junior high.
Yeah, I know this was a totally lame entry. So SUE ME!
