Vend-a-Rage
The gentleman who loads the work vending machine with m&m’s needs a serious lesson on the proper way to load the vending coil. Three times I have purchased chocolatey m&m morsels, and three times I have watched in horror as the bag fails to drop. Once I had to buy another bag just to get mine out. And most recently, I summoned help from a friend who violently shook the machine for over a minute before it fell free from the coil’s clutches. To keep a girl from her chocolate is among the most grievous of offenses, and this guy needs to be strung up by his toenails for it.
If he’s making it so you put in double the money he probably does know how to load a vending machine ;-)
Still, he should be beaten with licorice whip for it.